J.Connelly, D.Lilker
Trust me listen to me don't think much of what I'm saying
After all, I am your friend
Let me be your guide and teach you the true way of things
and a personal friend of God
While we're talking and you're listening get your checkbook out
Just sign on the bottom line please
What does money really mean in the true scheme of things
Y'all spell that with a y
The Lord is a close personal friend of mine
We play cards every Tuesday night, he always wins of course
But you know, I have witnessed a miracle
I have seen a 900 foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma
Although a guy named Sam (Sam Kineson screams) thinks I was off my
medication
But praise the Lord and send in your donations
Even though I have sinned against you...
... and never mind those dirty pictures that are circulating
with the little girl in the saddle
Watch my TV show, pay attention ver close
