Now, girl, I know you used to the same old same
But we ain't floatin' that boat, no we ain't ridin' that train.
Hop on my rocket ship and let's get outta here,
Let me put a little shimmer in your atmosphere.
Now let's get outta this town, outta this club,
Girl, whatever you're sippin' I'ma mix it up.
Take a few tick-tocks off of your clock,
Put a little Third Rock in your hip-hop,
I got that.
1994, Joe Diffie comin' out my radio,
I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan.
So help me, girl, I'll be your Pick-Up Man.
How 'bout A Night to Remember and a fifth of Goose?
'Bout to bust out my Honky Tonk Attitude?
A little feel good you ain't never felt before.
I'm talkin' 1994...
Hey Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie,
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie,
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie!
Girl, don't you worry, now your ship just came in,
So go on tell your mama, tell all your friends
That your new favorite color is John Deere Green.
Hop in this truck like a time machine!
1994, Joe Diffie comin' out my radio,
I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan.
So help me, girl, I'll be your Pick-Up Man.
How 'bout A Night to Remember and a fifth of Goose?
'Bout to bust out my Honky Tonk Attitude?
A little feel good you ain't never felt before.
I'm talkin' 1994...
Hey Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie,
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie,
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie!
Baby if you're lookin' for a good time
Let me take you to the C-O-U-N-T-R-Y!
Now, baby, let's go, holler if you're with me.
Hey, Joe, come on and teach us how to Diffie!
1994, Joe Diffie comin' out my radio,
I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan.
So help me, girl, I'll be your Pick-Up Man.
How 'bout A Night to Remember and a fifth of Goose?
'Bout to bust out my Honky Tonk Attitude?
A little feel good you ain't never felt before.
I'm talkin' 1994...
Hey Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie,
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie,
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie!
Will the real Joe Diffie please stand up?
