(E. Stefani)
Paulina - She's on the cover of a magazine
Paulina - A woman in my nightly dreams
Paulina - Who makes me grin in any pose
Paulina - I wish she's take off all her clothes
Paulina - Well I stare at her pictures all day long
Paulina - And as I do I sing this song
Paulina - My father says to act my age
Paulina - As I single handedly turn the page
Paulina - Well I paste her pictures on the wall Paulina - Sit by the phone and hope she'll call
Paulina - Although I know she never will
Paulina - To indulge myself is such a thrill
Paulina - She's the big red apple of my eye
Paulina - I wish she'd lay down by my side
Paulina - But if she ever knew my pursuit
Paulina - She would probably file a huge lawsuit