If I had a genie in a bottle
I'd make my mother the president
I'd buy up all the radio stations
And find out where the hell the aliens went
My three wishes
I found a genie by the toy joy store
My three wishes
No one believes me so I'm getting three more
I'd buy a house beside Mount Wilson
Take Dalai Lama for a spin in my car
Make growing hemp a fine profession
Feed super-models all the candy bars
She is my favorite girlfriend
She helps me pay my rent
I never have to wash the dishes
She never asks me how my money's spent
