She ЁC got my number and she ЁC chasing me so far
Me ЁC out of slumber, I can do with no faut-pas
Mixed-up and bleeding, IЎЇs high on believing
ItЎЇs all surreal
Slip on a T-shirt, me ЁC gotta look so cool
Me Biba braces are making me so cruel
She ЁC Dinosaur and Me ЁC her He-Whore
Sleep Muriel
Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This is Muriel the actor whoЎЇs rapping, ping, ping
She dressed to kill and Me ЁC looking so jolly
I know she will ЎЇcos sheЎЇs a lady of folly
SheЎЇs seventeen, oh ! You know what I mean
SheЎЇs a circus girl
Across the ring on a gay light fantastic
For anything, oh ! SheЎЇll bust her elastic
She ЁC so inviting, me ЁC giving up fighting
IЎЇm all in a whirl
Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This is Muriel the actor whoЎЇs rapping, ping, ping
A superman in a comical moment
Jump through the fan, youЎЇre the inhuman showman
Oh ! hear the roar of the crowd call for more